Silly joke time

[3rensho]

Thanks gents. I'd never heard of those.

[Chris]

HIS n HER DIARIES


Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.

He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.

He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.

He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love.

But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.

I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.












His Diary:

Berlingo wouldn't start.

Can't figure out why?

Got a shag though .

[Tutchi]

Hi
Paddy on the way home from the pub with a good drink in him passes a hedge. From the depth of the hedge a voice says £20. Paddy thinks to himself "thats a bargain" and jumps into the hedge. Five minutes later a policeman shines his torch into the hedge and says "What are you doing in there Paddy?" Paddy says "I am making love to my wife" the
the policeman says "sorry Paddy I didn't realise it was your wife" Paddy says " neither did I till you shone the torch in her face"

Tutchi

[Chris]

Doctor, I'm worried about my hearing.

Really, what are the symptoms?

A yellow cartoon family.