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What's an Essex girls favourite wine?
"I wanna go to lakeside....."
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Why don't they sell headache tablets in pet shops ?
Because the parrots eat 'em all !
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What's the fastest cake in the world ?
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Three Witches sitting round a cauldron,
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Keith Chegwin's Advent Calendar
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(13-12-2017, 09:57 PM)Matt Haigh Wrote: Whats got fourteen windows that won't open?
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Keith Chegwin's Advent Calendar
Jokes on us he ate all his on the first day.
So where does this bit go then ?
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My wife said that if I don't get off the computer and do the washing up
she'll slam my head on the keyboard,
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