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TELL US A JOKE
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QUICK, SHORT JOKES, GO......
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#2
A woman gave me a false £5 note in my change.
Counterfeit ?
Yes, she had two.
So where does this bit go then ?
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Two Irishmen, Pat and Murphy, saw sign saying "Tree fellers" wanted.
Murphy said to Pat, said, 'If only Seamus had been with us we'd have got that job.'


“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” 
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#4
I entered a blind masterbation competition last night.

It was great fun but I have no idea where I came!
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A man knock on the Kremlin door.It  opens & he asks "is lenin?"
Strawberry flavoured windows  Dodgy
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No, can't see it.  Big Grin

   
So where does this bit go then ?
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(23-03-2017, 09:29 AM)ffrenchie Wrote:  No, can't see it.  Big Grin
This is ace!


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#9
That must of been one hell of a party, Jimmy Krankie and Elton John.
Are we there yet????? Huh
Ex 1.6hdi van now 3 seater 1.4 multispace
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#10
Who invented fractions ?
Henry The Eighth.
Mk1, 1.9D, Admiral Blue, 51 Plate.
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