Guano

[BigC]

That time of year again in these parts, my friends
Bird Guano everywhere, most of it I might add over my Silver Berlingo.


   

[CourierJim]

It is 365 days a year on my drive BigC, as Seagulls seem to like my roof, despite me regularly chucking pebbles up at them (aiming to miss, obviously). They are particularly accurate in being able to s**t on my drivers door handle from a height of 30 feet, time after time!

However, even if you are as OCD as I am, about keeping your vehicle clean, don't waste money on proprietory cleaning products from motor factors, just clean the muck off with washing up liquid and water, then rewash your vehicle with a Turtle wax and water mix.

[Solent]

Just had an American seagull MOAB my car.

(Mother Of All Bird$hit)

[BigC]

Just had an American seagull MOAB my car.

(Mother Of All Bird$hit) 

Hahahaha love it

However, even if you are as OCD as I am, about keeping your vehicle clean, don't waste money on proprietory cleaning products from motor factors,

I use a baby wipe most of the time

[cliffy]

Yup to baby wipes too - i keep them above the drivers seat. In my case its pidgeons. If its been left for a couple of days and gone solid I use MucOff to soften it first...

[Gadgetman]

You need to make the area around your car 'less inviting' to the flying rats...

http://www.pigeoncontrolresourcecentre.o...rrent.html

[BigC]

A two pronged attack I'm afraid Gadgetman..
If they dont get me at home they get me at work...
definitely a no win situation

[Jed Clampit]

Slightly off point but still worth a try the antibacterial wipe's for removing grease hands car and cooker i don't clean the cooker  i just tell her indoors how to do it.