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Guano
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That time of year again in these parts, my friends
Bird Guano everywhere, most of it I might add over my Silver Berlingo.
Angry

   


“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” 
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It is 365 days a year on my drive BigC, as Seagulls seem to like my roof, despite me regularly chucking pebbles up at them (aiming to miss, obviously). They are particularly accurate in being able to s**t on my drivers door handle from a height of 30 feet, time after time!

However, even if you are as OCD as I am, about keeping your vehicle clean, don't waste money on proprietory cleaning products from motor factors, just clean the muck off with washing up liquid and water, then rewash your vehicle with a Turtle wax and water mix.
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Just had an American seagull MOAB my car.

(Mother Of All Bird$hit) Rolleyes
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Quote:Just had an American seagull MOAB my car.

(Mother OAll Bird$hit) [Image: rolleyes.png]
Hahahaha love it

Quote:However, even if you are as OCD as I am, about keeping your vehicle clean, don't waste money on proprietory cleaning products from motor factors,
I use a baby wipe most of the time


“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” 
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#5
Yup to baby wipes too - i keep them above the drivers seat. In my case its pidgeons. If its been left for a couple of days and gone solid I use MucOff to soften it first...
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You need to make the area around your car 'less inviting' to the flying rats...

http://www.pigeoncontrolresourcecentre.o...rrent.html
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#7
A two pronged attack I'm afraid Gadgetman..
If they dont get me at home they get me at work...
definitely a no win situation Sad


“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” 
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Slightly off point but still worth a try the antibacterial wipe's for removing grease hands car and cooker i don't clean the cooker Dodgy  i just tell her indoors how to do it.  Blush
                                     Smile  It's too orangey for crow's It's just for me and my dog  Smile

                                                        Heart Heart Love a lot trust a few  Dodgy
 
                                                        

                                        
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