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BAD JOKES
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A guy walks into a Glasgow Bakery and asked " is that a custard or a meringue ?" -"no" was the reply " you're no wrang " boom boom .:brickwall:
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Lol :L...........

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(16-12-2011, 10:41 PM)Mike Wrote:  Confusedcratch:

Had me for a while too...

A guy walks into a Glasgow Bakery and asked " is that a custard or am i wrong ?" -"no" was the reply " you're no wrang "

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The wife asked me what I was doing on the PC last night, I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you" she said before taking me upstairs and giving me the time of my life!

All a bit odd because she's never took the slightest interest in my darts before....
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Guys.
Please explain me what is meringue?
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(17-12-2011, 09:02 AM)pk7478 Wrote:  Guys.
Please explain me what is meringue?

Big Grin That made me chuckle more than the original 'joke'.Wink

Meringue is a sweet made from egg white and sugar, beaten until its really firm and then cooked at a low temperature for a long time. Done right, its lovely. Recipe on the BBC
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(16-12-2011, 10:50 PM)Andre Wrote:  
(16-12-2011, 10:41 PM)Mike Wrote:  Confusedcratch:

Had me for a while too...

A guy walks into a Glasgow Bakery and asked " is that a custard or am i wrong ?" -"no" was the reply " you're no wrang "

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What does " am I wrong " mean ?? lol :twisted:"Parliamo Glasgow" translation book required

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lol I think I live too far away from Glasgow for the joke to work :p
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I know wot you mean, some jokes ? are like wine and just don't travel well. Come on, put your worst jokes on here everyone.
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