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What would Jesus do???
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Parked in the city centre this morning did a few odds and sods,went to the post office,went to morrisons bought some cat food (spat it out quickly)etc,etc
Ooh! must keep an eye on the time in case.....-aaagh I forgot to buy a parking ticket!
Ran like stink(stink was fast enough today)back to the carpark -phew!- no nasty sticker bag on the window.
Thought deeply about buying a ticket retrospectivley,just to be honest,went over to the machine-

*Freeze Frame*

Did I? - didnt I? - would you???
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#2
No...
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#3
I would check the bodies in the back & go home richer.
Strawberry flavoured windows  Dodgy
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#4
Hell NO :twisted: !
Or rather ; of course not due to the amount of work you do for charity , how much you recycle and what a thoughroughly splendid human being you are . . . . .
I have more if you need it :thumbsup:
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(30-08-2012, 07:10 PM)nil by mouth Wrote:  Hell NO :twisted: !
Or rather ; of course not due to the amount of work you do for charity , how much you recycle and what a thoughroughly splendid human being you are . . . . .
I have more if you need it :thumbsup:

Enough of that Pinnochio:wave:
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(30-08-2012, 07:24 PM)ron Wrote:  
(30-08-2012, 07:10 PM)nil by mouth Wrote:  Hell NO :twisted: !
Or rather ; of course not due to the amount of work you do for charity , how much you recycle and what a thoughroughly splendid human being you are . . . . .
I have more if you need it :thumbsup:

Enough of that Pinnochio:wave:

leave him alone ron
go on nil lets be 'avin it...
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#7
I wouldn't if I was just going to drive away. Why should I? I might be more careful nexttime though.
Malc

Stupid computer!
Security system should not fail safe!
Security system should fail dangerous!
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#8
Well Evdama I can better that one.

Halfway around the town on Monday when I realised I hadn't put my parking badge in the windscreen, luckily the wife was in the motor and spotted the officious chappy with the peaked cap then put the badge in the screen P.D.Q.

Yesterday drove around with the driver's window down, took a roundabout a bit sharpish and some stuff fell out of the overhead shelf above me. Something resembling the wallet containing my parking badge came floating past my right shoulder and I thought it had gone out the window. Luckily it had chosen the option to drop into the back of the motor....

Apologies, haven't answered the original question, "What would Jesus do?"

Probably as it is a Berlingo he would give it the last rights....

Or a Rabbi would insist on cutting the last two inches off the exhaust...

(Sorry about that one chaps)
Berlingo Multispace 2.0HDI '54 reg Mediterranean Blue
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#9
I would be away! Small victories and all that. Would be payback for getting wrongly ticketed in Liverpool once (that was a hassle to sort out and get my money back!)
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(30-08-2012, 07:06 PM)ron Wrote:  I would check the bodies in the back & go home richer.
As it happens I was parked adjacent to the wall of the neighbouring building-SA Evans Funeral Directors.
They must have thought I was on a business call.
What a score!!

BTw of course I didnt pay up.
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