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Spit in the Ocean
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During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill 170 baths- weird fact !! :drool:
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Even more if I look at pictures of Kelly Brook :drool::drool::drool::eek:
So where does this bit go then ?
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What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?
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(28-03-2013, 10:20 AM)addo Wrote:  What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?
They probably never seen one.

(28-03-2013, 09:46 AM)ffrenchie Wrote:  Even more if I look at pictures of Kelly Brook :drool::drool::drool::eek:


Away to fill my bath now.....
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(28-03-2013, 10:39 AM)taxi Wrote:  
(28-03-2013, 10:20 AM)addo Wrote:  What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?
They probably never seen one.

(28-03-2013, 09:46 AM)ffrenchie Wrote:  Even more if I look at pictures of Kelly Brook :drool::drool::drool::eek:


Away to fill my bath now.....

With saliva taxi,with saliva.
It is on my to do list.
But not right at the top

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(28-03-2013, 12:21 PM)evdama Wrote:  
(28-03-2013, 10:39 AM)taxi Wrote:  
(28-03-2013, 10:20 AM)addo Wrote:  What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?
They probably never seen one.

(28-03-2013, 09:46 AM)ffrenchie Wrote:  Even more if I look at pictures of Kelly Brook :drool::drool::drool::eek:


Away to fill my bath now.....

With saliva taxi,with saliva
With coal !!!!!!
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#7
Id fill mine with Kelly Brook.

Oh yes.

Actually I wouldnt care if Kelly looked like the back of a bus -she hates that katieprice creature and so do I.


I've actually spoken to Kelly a few times now
Well actually she's spoken to me.
Something along the lines of
'Get out of my garden" and "I'll call the police"
It is on my to do list.
But not right at the top

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(28-03-2013, 10:20 AM)addo Wrote:  What about those horrid "yoofs" who expectorate everywhere? Surely they'd fill a bathtub every week?

Expectorate? That's the spitting image of a disease I once had.
Plenty of penis/cillin cured it.Confusedillyme::whistle:
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I wonder how happy Kelly would be if you filled her bath with spit?
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Need Bob Carolgees' permission first :whistle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...u9d8zTgA0E
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