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Happy Easter
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Happy Easter to you all hopefully we will enjoy a rare thing in the UK, the sun shine and a day off

Oh and this made me chuckle sorry for any lady members.

"Easter Honeymoon"



On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch.



When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent!"



Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!"



"To whom did you lend it, and for how long?"

happy easter all
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