19-08-2012, 12:38 PM
(19-08-2012, 10:45 AM)j90xxx Wrote: Ha ha ha!
Argos69, you are either taking the p**s or they have improved access on the Mk3?
If it is your first time changing a bulb on a Mk2 (especially an HDi), make sure you have a spare afternoon, hands of a 3 year old, or access to a pixie with a degree in engineering. Make sure no children are within ear-shot (you will be swearing) and a first aid kit (you will need plasters). If you are not equipped with the patience of a saint; don't bother even lifting the bonnet.
Quicker results can be obtained if your name is 'Luke' and you are using the 'Force'.
When (if) you manage to complete the job, I believe you can send off to Citroen for a certificate (they will require evidence of the scars on your hands). You also have free entry to the Krypton Factor, Mastermind and the Crystal Maze. As a bonus NASA will need to see your updated CV.
On the plus side, once you have done it 3 or 4 times (cheap ebay bulbs, oops...) you can get it down to 20 mins.
Good Luck, and may your God be with you.
I can do it in a few minutes and i have hands like shovels, must admit first time i did it it took me ten minutes but now i know what to do its simple.