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(10-05-2012, 04:42 PM)Chris__M Wrote: The version of the elephant joke I knew as a kid went like this:
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees!
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: So they can put out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: So they can jump out of cherry trees onto burning ducks.
Thanks, Chris. I'd forgotten that version.
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RE: BAD JOKES - by CandR - 10-05-2012, 08:16 PM
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