03-07-2012, 02:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-07-2012, 02:46 PM by CitroAddict.)
Two Dyslexics (Pete & Joe) go skiing, and when they get to the top of the slope the following takes place:
Pete: "So what do we do now Joe...?"
Joe: "Well don't we put on our skies and zig-zag down the hill?"
Pete: "Don't you mean zag-zig...?"
Joe: "S**t, I'm not sure, let's ask that man over there...."
Pete (to man over there): "Excuse me sir, we are novice skiers and are not sure whether we have to zig-zag or zag-zig down the hill".
Man over there: "Sorry I can't help you, I'm a tobogganist".
Joe: "Oh brilliant, I'll have 20 Benson & Hedges please".
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Now feel the pain.....
Pete: "So what do we do now Joe...?"
Joe: "Well don't we put on our skies and zig-zag down the hill?"
Pete: "Don't you mean zag-zig...?"
Joe: "S**t, I'm not sure, let's ask that man over there...."
Pete (to man over there): "Excuse me sir, we are novice skiers and are not sure whether we have to zig-zag or zag-zig down the hill".
Man over there: "Sorry I can't help you, I'm a tobogganist".
Joe: "Oh brilliant, I'll have 20 Benson & Hedges please".
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Now feel the pain.....
03 2.0HDI Forte. I need more cash....