01-03-2013, 05:54 PM
This was written to an agony Aunt of a local newspaper.....
"Dear Jenny,
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a critical decision. I’ve suspected for some time that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says “just some friends from work. you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. I have never approached the subject with her I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to follow her on my brand new motorbike.She got out of the taxi and walked up to a big house and a man opened the door and they embraced. I parked the bike and crouched down behind it. It was at that moment that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is it something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?"
"Dear Jenny,
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a critical decision. I’ve suspected for some time that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says “just some friends from work. you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. I have never approached the subject with her I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to follow her on my brand new motorbike.She got out of the taxi and walked up to a big house and a man opened the door and they embraced. I parked the bike and crouched down behind it. It was at that moment that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is it something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?"
Berlingo Multispace 2.0HDI '54 reg Mediterranean Blue