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18-04-2014, 08:20 AM (This post was last modified: 18-04-2014, 08:22 AM by ffrenchie.)

It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.

So where does this bit go then ?

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BAD JOKES - by taxi - 16-12-2011, 08:46 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Dandy - 16-12-2011, 08:53 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Mike - 16-12-2011, 10:41 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Andre - 16-12-2011, 10:50 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by tucker - 16-12-2011, 11:34 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by pk7478 - 17-12-2011, 09:02 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Guanajuato - 17-12-2011, 09:11 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 17-12-2011, 10:21 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Mike - 17-12-2011, 04:37 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 17-12-2011, 08:30 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Guanajuato - 17-12-2011, 10:02 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by woodshaper - 18-12-2011, 03:52 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by j90xxx - 18-12-2011, 01:41 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Guanajuato - 18-12-2011, 11:08 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by j90xxx - 19-12-2011, 10:24 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Chris - 22-12-2011, 03:22 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Berlin_Go - 22-12-2011, 05:05 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Ol'Jeffers - 23-12-2011, 02:19 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by FatPaddy100 - 10-05-2012, 02:06 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by jericlin - 10-05-2012, 03:00 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CandR - 10-05-2012, 03:14 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Chris__M - 10-05-2012, 04:42 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CandR - 10-05-2012, 08:16 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 10-05-2012, 04:50 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by mrbritse - 10-05-2012, 06:10 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by nil by mouth - 10-05-2012, 06:49 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 10-05-2012, 09:40 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 11-05-2012, 08:21 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Chris__M - 11-05-2012, 11:10 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 11-05-2012, 12:49 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 12-05-2012, 12:50 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 13-05-2012, 08:22 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by nil by mouth - 13-05-2012, 09:57 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by pidgeonpost - 14-05-2012, 04:01 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 14-05-2012, 05:00 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by nil by mouth - 14-05-2012, 08:28 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 14-05-2012, 09:09 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 15-05-2012, 10:09 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 28-05-2012, 02:49 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 28-05-2012, 06:26 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 30-05-2012, 12:03 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 30-05-2012, 02:23 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 30-05-2012, 09:48 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 01-06-2012, 06:42 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 02-06-2012, 08:36 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by nil by mouth - 02-06-2012, 07:31 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 27-06-2012, 12:44 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 27-06-2012, 02:08 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 27-06-2012, 08:11 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 27-06-2012, 08:26 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 02-07-2012, 08:07 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by theraphosa - 02-07-2012, 10:52 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 02-07-2012, 06:00 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Birds nest - 02-07-2012, 06:48 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by theraphosa - 02-07-2012, 07:03 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 02-07-2012, 07:35 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 02-07-2012, 08:56 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by andy-womble - 03-07-2012, 08:00 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 03-07-2012, 11:00 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by theraphosa - 03-07-2012, 01:29 PM

BAD JOKES - by philip - 03-07-2012, 02:04 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 03-07-2012, 02:43 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 03-07-2012, 07:38 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 04-07-2012, 07:29 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 04-07-2012, 07:55 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by j90xxx - 04-07-2012, 04:45 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by j90xxx - 06-07-2012, 09:21 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by j90xxx - 06-07-2012, 07:31 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 06-07-2012, 09:13 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 07-07-2012, 06:33 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by pidgeonpost - 07-07-2012, 06:47 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 07-07-2012, 08:35 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 09-07-2012, 08:00 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 09-08-2012, 09:22 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Baldricks Pilot - 09-08-2012, 06:45 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 09-08-2012, 08:44 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by hachiroku - 12-08-2012, 11:06 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by andy-womble - 13-08-2012, 10:51 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 13-08-2012, 05:25 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Husqyman - 15-08-2012, 01:09 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by j90xxx - 19-08-2012, 09:04 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by pidgeonpost - 19-08-2012, 09:23 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 17-09-2012, 01:47 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 17-09-2012, 06:28 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 18-09-2012, 04:43 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by hachiroku - 19-09-2012, 06:04 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Husqyman - 19-09-2012, 06:52 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Guanajuato - 20-09-2012, 09:23 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by hachiroku - 04-10-2012, 05:20 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by thurrockdave - 11-10-2012, 09:31 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Coco - 12-10-2012, 07:15 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by thurrockdave - 12-10-2012, 08:23 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 12-10-2012, 03:52 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by philip - 12-10-2012, 05:57 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by thurrockdave - 12-10-2012, 06:46 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by philip - 12-10-2012, 06:56 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 01-11-2012, 09:25 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by andy-womble - 01-11-2012, 10:59 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 01-11-2012, 05:24 PM

Re: RE: BAD JOKES - by FeuxLingo - 03-11-2012, 07:59 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Coco - 03-11-2012, 07:26 PM

Re: RE: BAD JOKES - by FeuxLingo - 03-11-2012, 09:09 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 04-11-2012, 07:04 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Husqyman - 04-11-2012, 08:29 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Coco - 11-11-2012, 02:52 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by FatPaddy100 - 27-11-2012, 03:06 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 27-11-2012, 03:20 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by andy-womble - 27-11-2012, 06:15 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by hachiroku - 27-11-2012, 09:22 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 30-11-2012, 07:49 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 06-12-2012, 10:28 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by FeuxLingo - 06-12-2012, 01:44 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 06-12-2012, 05:28 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by hachiroku - 12-12-2012, 11:43 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 18-12-2012, 05:11 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Trevor - 18-12-2012, 07:09 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Tomcat3 - 18-12-2012, 07:19 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 13-01-2013, 09:32 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Seaman - 19-01-2013, 11:26 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Coco - 19-01-2013, 11:39 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 20-01-2013, 01:03 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by andy-womble - 20-01-2013, 01:39 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Rogalicious - 31-01-2013, 10:03 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 31-01-2013, 10:25 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by philip - 01-02-2013, 12:47 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 01-02-2013, 12:56 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 03-02-2013, 01:16 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 03-02-2013, 05:23 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 03-02-2013, 05:25 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 07-02-2013, 09:40 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 07-02-2013, 11:29 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 07-02-2013, 09:01 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Guanajuato - 08-02-2013, 08:59 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 09-02-2013, 09:08 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 09-02-2013, 09:11 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 09-02-2013, 09:35 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 12-02-2013, 10:15 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by addo - 12-02-2013, 08:52 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 12-02-2013, 10:40 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 13-02-2013, 06:45 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 21-02-2013, 06:47 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 21-02-2013, 08:12 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 21-02-2013, 08:14 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 21-02-2013, 08:46 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 22-02-2013, 03:45 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ron - 21-02-2013, 09:12 PM

BAD JOKES - by philip - 21-02-2013, 09:13 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 21-02-2013, 11:19 PM

BAD JOKES - by dec913scuba - 22-02-2013, 06:34 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Guanajuato - 22-02-2013, 08:42 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 22-02-2013, 09:05 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 22-02-2013, 12:54 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Ol'Jeffers - 22-02-2013, 01:00 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 22-02-2013, 04:03 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 22-02-2013, 04:29 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 23-02-2013, 10:00 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 23-02-2013, 10:05 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 24-02-2013, 02:22 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 24-02-2013, 04:28 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by addo - 01-03-2013, 12:31 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by andy-womble - 01-03-2013, 05:54 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 01-03-2013, 09:58 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 09-03-2013, 07:12 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 09-03-2013, 07:29 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 09-03-2013, 08:48 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 09-03-2013, 08:53 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 09-03-2013, 09:00 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 09-03-2013, 09:38 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 09-03-2013, 09:45 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 17-03-2013, 07:20 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 17-03-2013, 09:16 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 18-03-2013, 04:11 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by andy-womble - 17-03-2013, 09:46 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 20-03-2013, 10:49 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 24-03-2013, 10:18 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 24-03-2013, 10:39 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 24-03-2013, 10:45 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 24-03-2013, 12:00 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by TonyM - 24-03-2013, 08:18 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by addo - 03-04-2013, 07:26 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 03-04-2013, 09:46 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 03-04-2013, 03:49 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Husqyman - 03-04-2013, 02:18 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 03-04-2013, 04:02 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by philip - 03-04-2013, 04:28 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 03-04-2013, 06:31 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 07-04-2013, 05:53 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by addo - 08-04-2013, 07:58 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by FatPaddy100 - 15-04-2013, 01:42 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by traykov85 - 15-04-2013, 02:08 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 15-04-2013, 02:39 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 15-04-2013, 04:55 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 17-05-2013, 11:25 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by freedpa - 27-05-2013, 09:48 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 28-05-2013, 03:12 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by evdama - 24-06-2013, 05:39 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 26-06-2013, 07:11 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by TonyM - 26-06-2013, 07:40 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 26-06-2013, 07:52 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by TonyM - 27-06-2013, 06:58 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 27-06-2013, 09:41 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 27-06-2013, 01:16 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 27-06-2013, 05:21 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 28-06-2013, 09:57 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 29-06-2013, 06:35 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by juhapiste - 23-07-2013, 09:07 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 25-07-2013, 10:08 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by MarkT - 25-07-2013, 03:59 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by pidgeonpost - 25-07-2013, 04:52 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Usual Suspect - 29-09-2013, 06:46 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by CitroAddict - 07-10-2013, 06:36 PM

Revenge - by addo - 18-11-2013, 12:49 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by crickleymal - 03-12-2013, 08:35 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by eame64 - 03-12-2013, 09:13 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 30-12-2013, 12:08 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by addo - 30-12-2013, 05:05 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by taxi - 30-12-2013, 09:52 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gollycrush - 30-12-2013, 10:36 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Coco - 17-04-2014, 09:07 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gadgetman - 17-04-2014, 10:08 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by ffrenchie - 18-04-2014, 08:20 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by AndersT - 05-06-2014, 09:34 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Hardnut - 05-06-2014, 09:42 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gryffindor - 15-03-2022, 07:36 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by saskak - 15-03-2022, 09:10 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gryffindor - 16-03-2022, 03:43 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Sol - 17-03-2022, 12:11 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by notsofast - 01-04-2022, 02:12 PM

RE: BAD JOKES - by brodfather11 - 02-04-2022, 08:29 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by notsofast - 04-04-2022, 08:59 AM

RE: BAD JOKES - by Gryffindor - 11-05-2022, 09:57 AM

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